,ZooScape,buy,purchase,O2Tronics - Mini Air Radio,radio,radios,stereo,stereos,head phone,head phones,headphone,headphones,headset,headsets,head set,head sets,Emperor - Battle For Dune,oute possible, even if it means bending the traffic laws - just a little. Drive the wrong way down a one-way street, catch air as you sail over rooftops, swerve between oncoming traffic, or plough through a pavement cafe. But beware - the city is full of obstacles that are guaranteed to slow you down. And time is money! So get a grip on the wheel, sharpen your senses, and don't lose your cool. <BR><BR><p align=left>Crazy Taxi Cab Company:<BR><BR>So you want the low down on the Crazy Taxi Cab Company? Well, ya ain't gonna find no dirt on us pal, we're a fine, upstanding organization. We don't normally talk to strangers (you can't be to careful in this biz). But we can tell ya this: the CTCC is a virtual empire in this here town - it ain't the gangs or the homeless or the boys in blue, it's us that rule these streets. And that's the truth.<BR><BR><B>Company History</B><br>Once there was this guy, a real visionary type, who was in one heck of a hurry. Mr. Screwbucks had just come outta the bank, and his sack was darn heavy. The siren was screamin', the bank teller was screamin' - even the old geezer dozing at the bus stop was screamin'! They were staring at him too, all drop-jawed and bug-eyed, and it made him downright nervous.<BR><BR>Along came a beat-up old hunk a' junk on wheels that looked like it was gonna croak right then and there. But that car was yellow. So Mr. Screwbucks thought it was a taxicab, and hopped into the back seat. To the docks pal, and step on it.<BR><BR>Now this driver coulda taken the regular route. He reckoned it'd take 'em an hour to crawl through gridlock and umpteen stop signs. But Gus was gonna do right by his very first fare. So he got creative - zigzaggin' and shortcuttin' his way 'cross town faster than a game on Russian Roulette.<BR><BR>Mr. Screwbucks was so impressed with Gus' driving' talents, he asked him to come work for him. So, with that simple handshake and a big bag full of cash, the Crazy Taxi Cab Company was born. <BR><BR><p align=left>Job Description:<BR><BR>So ya wanna drive for us? Well, all you gotta do is this: drive as fast as you can, and make as much moola as you can during your shift. Sound simple? It is, except you're not alone on the road, and you ain't got much time to waste.<BR><BR>If you wanna train to become a bona fide Crazy Taxi Driver, then start with our training manual (aka video game) Crazy Taxi. It'll teach ya all you need to know about the fine art of Crazy Drivin'. Here's what you can do in the game:<BR><BR><B>Arcade Mode</B><br>This is our original city where the company first started. You may know it from the smash hit arcade game of the same title. <BR><BR><B>Original Mode</B><br>We've now set up a franchise in a second city. You can only find this one in the Sega Dreamcast version.<BR><BR><B>Crazy Box</B><br>These are mini-games that you can play to master the driving skills you need.<p align=left>Rules of the Road:<BR><BR>Whoa cowboy! We ain't gonna clobber you with a ten ton rulebook here. Our philosophy is simple. The first rule of the road is....there ain't no rules. Feel like ya just hit the jackpot? Excellent.<BR><BR>You can do just about anything out there in the mean streets. Drive over rooftops, under water, then down into the subway. Plow through sidewalk cafes or the wrong way down a one-way street. Just get your fare to their destination as fast as you can - it don't matter how ya do it. Ain't no one out there who's gonna stop you bendin' the regular ol' traffic laws. Them patrol cars' got blinders on (we guarantee that).<BR><BR>If you're a real hotshot, then show off some style along the way. The more Crazy Maneuvers you can pull off without affecting your speed, the higher the tips. But ya don't wanna hit anything if you can help it. Collisions will just slow you down. And time is money, right? Now go out there and pick up a few Jacksons (that's 20 smackers to you low brow types) - and make us proud.<BR><BR><p align=left>Your Vehicle:<BR><BR>We ain't got enough cabs to go around, so you're gonna have to share with the crew. They'll let ya take their cabs out - if you're real nice to 'em. Each cab is different though, so pick one that suits your driving style.<BR><BR><B>Axel's Cab</B><br>This is your average, all-around vehicle that handles evenly and will give you a balanced ride. Axel prefers this beauty, and would never trade it in.<BR><BR><B>B.D. Joe's Cab</B><br>You may think this thing couldn't make it past 60 mph. but B.D. Joe's car is actually the fastest one we got. It reaches higher speeds than the others, but its average weight gives it even handling.<BR><BR><B>Gena's Cab</B><br>Gena burns rubber in this speedster, as it's got the fastest acceleration. Its light weight and small size makes it super-easy to maneuver. But be careful of collisions - you'll get knocked backwards and your speed will suffer.<BR><BR><B>Gus' Cab</B><br>Gus loves his vintage cruiser with its classic body and chrome. This is one heavy auto, so it's the slowest on acceleration and slightly harder to maneuver. But once you get her goin', you can plow right through traffic, and collisions have little effect on speed.<BR><BR><p align=left>Your Radio:<BR><BR>Don't worry pal, the radios work in all our cabs. We don't expect ya to drive around all day long with no music to ya movin'. We gotcha covered in that department. Now, you can tune in all the channels out there, of course. 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