| Pickup Lines - London, 4 March 1995 | 1 |
| A Spy in the House of Marines - San Diego, May 17, 1995 | 2 |
| Boys Who Marry Dad - London, 20 May 1995 | 5 |
| Foucault's Scrotum - San Diego, June?, 1995 | 7 |
| Marine Rodeo - London, 7 August 1995 | 10 |
| Talkshow Exhibitionism - San Diego, September 13, 1995 | 12 |
| Useless Illusions - London, 1 October 1995 | 14 |
| Viva Hate - San Diego, October 31, 1995 | 17 |
| Boys Who Marry Dad Instead of Me - London, 11 November 1995 | 19 |
| Embracing the Wholesome - San Diego, December 4, 1995 | 21 |
| Kill the Thing You Love - London, 8 January 1996 | 22 |
| Desert Porn Shoot - San Diego, February 6, 1996 | 24 |
| Oprah Whitman - London, 6 March 1996 | 30 |
| Passionately Kiss'd - San Diego, March 22, 1996 | 34 |
| Rubber Pussies - London, 30 March 1996 | 38 |
| Watch Queen - San Diego, April 29, 1996 | 42 |
| Vidal Statistics - London, 21 May 1996 | 49 |
| Putting My Dick Where My Mouth Is - San Diego, June 1, 1996 | 51 |
| Scottish Accents - London, 29 June 1996 | 54 |
| Straight Chasers of the World - San Diego, July 13, 1996 | 57 |
| Rules of Engagement - London, 16 August 1996 | 64 |
| Voyage to the Bottom - San Diego, September 5, 1996 | 68 |
| Do You Shave Your Chest? - London, 14 October 1996 | 74 |
| Bonfire of the Vanity Partitions - Seattle, October 21, 1996 | 80 |
| City of Lost Angels - London, 1 January 1997 | 86 |
| A Meatgazer's Christmas - Seattle, February 1, 1997 | 95 |
| The Gestures of the Dead - London, 2 March 1997 | 103 |
| Unclean Fraternity of Smiling Alligators - Seattle, March 25, 1997 | 113 |
| Strangers in the Night - London, 18 April 1997 | 122 |
| Killer Queen - Seattle, May 10, 1997 | 137 |
| Unnature Will Find a Way - London, 23 June 1997 | 150 |
| Uncle Monkey is Dead - Seattle, July 28, 1997 | 166 |
| (Anti-)Gay Paris - London, 25 August 1997 | 179 |
| It's About Power - Seattle, September 12, 1997 | 189 |
| Funeral Themes - London, 5 October 1997 | 204 |
| Following the Fleet - Seattle, October 31, 1997 | 222 |
| The One That Got Away - London, 3 December 1997 | 232 |
| I've Changed My Plea to Guilty - Seattle, January 1, 1998 | 253 |
| An Abstract Insight Wakes - London, 6 March 1998 | 263 |
| Text references | 283 |
| Photo credits | 284 |
Format: Paperback, 284 pages
