IntroductionChapter One: A Brief History of Lipstick
Chapter Two: Lipstick for Beginners
-Lipstick explained: the top egghead theories
Chapter Three: Lipstick Freud
-What your lipstick says about you
Chapter Four: Lipstick Fact and Fiction
Chapter Five: How to Grow a Lipstick
-Inside the lipstick chamber
-A crash course in how lipstick is made
-Lipstick manipulation part I: The color of a lipstick
-Lipstick manipulation part II: Naming names
-Lipstick manipulation part III: The scent of a lipstick
-Just one more thing before we send it out...
-Putting the wax in the case, and the art of making it click
Chapter Six: How to Buy a Lipstick
-Dealing with drug dealers at the mall: an intimidation manual
-How do you know a great lipstick
Chapter Seven: Houdini and Merlin's Lipstick and other Tricks of the Trade
Chapter Eight: Lipstick Laboratory
-Scurburban witchcraft at home or the mad scientist's lipstick
Chapter Nine: The Time Traveler's Lipstick
-Making lipstick from different periods in history featuring recipes, advice, and techniques from lipstick superstars of the past
Chapter Ten: George Washington Carver's Lipstick
-From the lost papers of George Washington Carver: 300 uses for lipstick
Chapter Eleven: Lipstick 2000
Bibliography
Notes
Acknowledgments